--- /dev/null
+
+template: 5min_all_cpu
+ on: system.cpu
+ lookup: average -5m unaligned of user,system,nice,softirq,irq,guest,guest_nice
+ every: 1m
+ warn: $this > 90
+
+template: 5min_waitio_cpu
+ on: system.cpu
+ lookup: average -5m unaligned of waitio
+ every: 1m
+ warn: $this > 10
+
+template: 5min_steal_cpu
+ on: system.cpu
+ lookup: average -20m unaligned of steal
+ every: 5m
+ warn: $this > 10
--- /dev/null
+
+# make sure memcached is running
+
+template: memcached_last_collected_secs
+ on: memcached.connections
+ calc: $now - $last_collected_t
+ every: 10s
+ warn: $this > ( 5 * $update_every)
+ crit: $this > (10 * $update_every)
+